Archive | December 2008

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Christmas Is A Season 2008!

Hello folks, Just thought I’d put in a plug for Christmas Is A Season 2008, which is a collection of Christmas-themed short stories published by Excalibur Press, featuring works by Joyce Scarbrough, a fellow Escape Artist, and also Mahala Church, a wonderful lady who gave me some great feedback when I was crafting my own short story “Special Needs”. If […]

Christmas Mondegreen time!

But in those eyes I wasn’t sure if I Saw DOUR gratitude!

Question of the day?????

Okay…. So he encounters an old flame at the grocery store on Christmas Eve.  They chat it up a bit, talk about old times.  Then we find out that she saw him at the record store! Now, I personally can’t imagine a job at the record store to be all that glamorous.  So when she tells him […]

Mondegreen time!

Here’s another one that comes courtesy of fellow Escape Artist Derek Foster: Love is like a bomb! Baby, come and get it on! Livin’ like a lover With a red iPhone!

Christmas Mondegreen time!

This one comes courtesy of fellow Escape Artist Derek Foster who was featured on this blog in an earlier post: There’ll be parties for hosting! Marshmallows for toasting! Aunt Carolyn out in the snow!

Question of the day?????

Have you ever tried to catch a deluge in a paper cup?  If so, how did it go?

Mondegreen time!

This one is dedicated to all you poor guys out there who have pushy older sisters named Dorothy: When I fight with Dorothy, Dorothy always wins! When I fight with Dorothy, Dorothy always wins! I’ve been doing it since I was a young kid,  and I come out grinnin’! When I fight with Dorothy, Dorothy always wins!

Christmas Mondegreen time!

Deck the halls! With bowels of Holly! Fa la la la la! La la la la! Speaking of Christmas, if you haven’t yet checked out my Christmas-themed short story “Special  Needs”, you can do so by clicking one of the links below. https://beancountersescape.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/special-needs.pdf http://www.archive.org/details/SpecialNeeds-AShortStoryByRyanK.James

Question of the day?????

Has  a psycho-killer ever burned down your house (but not your beautiful house) and then taken you to the river and dropped you in the water along with your wife (but not your beautiful wife)?

Question of the day?????

Is it just me or does anybody else out there think of the Police Academy movies whenever they hear a song by Blue Oyster Cult?  More specifically, the scenes in the Blue Oyster Bar?