Thanks for stopping by, and my apologies for having left you all to your own devices for so long. I’m afraid even the Bean Counter himself has trouble making his escapes now and then.
Today, I’d like to introduce you to fellow Escape Artist Chris “Elwood” Cox!
Elwood is currently working on a dark comedy that he calls Grits of the Gods. According to Mr. Cox, this novel tells the story of the goings on at a south Georgia mental institution. In keeping with the romantic spirit of this month, Chris has graced us with a love poem written by one of the characters in his novel. This particular poem is written by a guy who thinks he’s Mickey Spillane and is written in the style of a beat poet. His girl understands very little of it until she gets to the very end.
You can access Mickey’s poem by clicking the link below.
HOWEVER, before you click, let me just issue the following….
WARNING: The attached poem is a little edgier than what you’re used to seeing from the Bean Counter. Fortunately for you, I have aspirations of one day being on the censorship board for a KGB-esque-type organization. So I have gone to the trouble to cover up some of the more offensive terms in today’s selection with an asterisk (*). All you naughty boys and girls who want to see what’s behind the *’s will just have to wait for the release of Elwood’s book.